Some funnies about me :)
1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? This week I am waking up at 5:30, 3 people sharing 1 b-room, it is my turn to wake up early… next week will be 8:00 am yeaaaaah!!
2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
If I could afford to be choosy I would… in the mean while anyone who shares my tastes in food and can talk hindi movies!
3. GOLD OR SILVER?
gold.
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
gv raju and me and 45 other desis cooped up in a theatre watching Saathiya… nice remake of Alai Payuthey. A must see for hindi movie freaks.
5. FAVOURITE TV SHOW?
Friends. Come on… it is my life story... I wish I could be Joey... People tell me I am getting close…
6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
I am on a diet... I usually skip breakfast... I was surprised to discover that it also leaves fewer dishes to wash!!
7. HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
hmmm… now you should ask my ‘friends’ this question… the correct answer would have been me... but I personally hate all the gorgeouschix who swoon over me… !!
8.YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Tried it in my 6th grade… lost 5 rupees, never tried again.
10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
spammer ?! ;) .. no, seriously it does start with an S….. Apparently my mom dropped a noodle on my birth certificate… it stuck… no pun intended.
11. BEACH, CITY, OR COUNTRY?
DUDETTE… what silly choices….beach of course. With all coolhotsexychix in itsybitsyteenymeenyyellowpolkadotbikini who wants house or city?! Or am I the only normal guy on this mailing list?
2. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Definitely winter. Arre?! Remember razai and pakoda and chai… unbeatable combo!
13. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?
Hate ice cream. Used to like ‘chocobar’ in my 2nd grade.
14. BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN?
Hate popcorn. but like to buy it for other junta... love the look of complete pleasure when you hand them a bucketful!
15. FAVOURITE COLOUR?
Was once white… had to wash clothes every second day.. Switched to green then they started making liril soap and wheel so switched to red… hurt my hand and found out after 3 days and got 2 stitches …so switched to brown but everything somehow resembled something really not nice so switched to black… damn! had to clean lint from my coats and ‘swaatrrr’ (from the ‘beta swatrr pehno’ fame) every day so finally bought a mac and switched to blue. Cool haan?! No re... simble (mallu for simple)... becos world’s coolest things are blue… denims (all sorts), shirts, ties, coats, water, mac aqua, my fone, my car is green but I call her blue bug, diamonds in blue light, blue films, India cricket team jerseys, blue back TVs, my car’s dashboard (hence the name), deep blue… My fascination for the 450-525nm-wavelength range is total… infact here is a short poem I read somewhere…
Why the Sky is Blue, a Poem by John Ciardi
I don't suppose you happen to know
Why the sky is blue? It's because the snow
Takes out the white. That leaves it clean
For the trees and grass to take out the green.
Then pears and bananas start to mellow,
And bit by bit they take out the yellow.
The sunsets, of course, take out the red
And pour it into the ocean bed
Or behind the mountains in the west.
You take all that out and the rest
Couldn't be anything else but blue.
Look for yourself. You can see it's true
16. FAVOURITE CAR?
Like a hummer or something that is super utility, quiet, powerful, beautiful and cool. Wish it were more fuel-efficient though.
17. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING?
Umm… you mean sandwiches have something other than LTO ?
18. TRUE LOVE?
egad. Refuse to believe it hasn’t happened till now!!! In denial.
19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE?
All the characteristics I have...cos then I would no longer be unique!
20. FAVOURITE FLOWER?
All sorts. Except for one called the elephant flower… blooms once a century (if I remember right from my geography text book) and stinks like hell … known to have been used as a weapon in war to drive away intruders!
21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE?
first .. how big are you talking about?! If money > USD100 million then continue…
arre?! Why tell people.. that takes out the fun from it nah… isn’t it cool to be rich and pretend to be casual about it?! Then sit next to coolchic in bar and tell her how awesome the Spring is in Egypt or the summer in Alaska and how the migrating birds look from 32000 feet and that you love to take the cart ride across small villages south of france…. If she laffs at you... take her to every place till she believes you nah?! Why tell people... how silly!
22.WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHROOM?
I think white…but I may be wrong. I concentrate more on the water (remember blue?!)
23.HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Don’t have one... car is rented, piling on to friends’ apt so don’t have those keys …and don’t have any locks on my suitcases either.
24. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO?
me? Retire?! SCOPE!
25. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
I try … mostly I fail.
26. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK:
everyday, especially when I can wake up late.
27. RED OR WHITE WINE :
delta sweet and fizzy…. Mostly white.
28. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
fighting for job! Drove 65 miles and gave 2 interviews... good part is I landed a job!
29. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
awww.. come on.. I over work my organs… I am not sure someone wants second hand ghisa hua body parts... would you want a run down car or half eaten ice cream?! Not I !
1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? This week I am waking up at 5:30, 3 people sharing 1 b-room, it is my turn to wake up early… next week will be 8:00 am yeaaaaah!!
2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
If I could afford to be choosy I would… in the mean while anyone who shares my tastes in food and can talk hindi movies!
3. GOLD OR SILVER?
gold.
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
gv raju and me and 45 other desis cooped up in a theatre watching Saathiya… nice remake of Alai Payuthey. A must see for hindi movie freaks.
5. FAVOURITE TV SHOW?
Friends. Come on… it is my life story... I wish I could be Joey... People tell me I am getting close…
6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
I am on a diet... I usually skip breakfast... I was surprised to discover that it also leaves fewer dishes to wash!!
7. HATE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
hmmm… now you should ask my ‘friends’ this question… the correct answer would have been me... but I personally hate all the gorgeouschix who swoon over me… !!
8.YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Tried it in my 6th grade… lost 5 rupees, never tried again.
10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
spammer ?! ;) .. no, seriously it does start with an S….. Apparently my mom dropped a noodle on my birth certificate… it stuck… no pun intended.
11. BEACH, CITY, OR COUNTRY?
DUDETTE… what silly choices….beach of course. With all coolhotsexychix in itsybitsyteenymeenyyellowpolkadotbikini who wants house or city?! Or am I the only normal guy on this mailing list?
2. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Definitely winter. Arre?! Remember razai and pakoda and chai… unbeatable combo!
13. FAVOURITE ICE CREAM?
Hate ice cream. Used to like ‘chocobar’ in my 2nd grade.
14. BUTTERED OR SALTED POPCORN?
Hate popcorn. but like to buy it for other junta... love the look of complete pleasure when you hand them a bucketful!
15. FAVOURITE COLOUR?
Was once white… had to wash clothes every second day.. Switched to green then they started making liril soap and wheel so switched to red… hurt my hand and found out after 3 days and got 2 stitches …so switched to brown but everything somehow resembled something really not nice so switched to black… damn! had to clean lint from my coats and ‘swaatrrr’ (from the ‘beta swatrr pehno’ fame) every day so finally bought a mac and switched to blue. Cool haan?! No re... simble (mallu for simple)... becos world’s coolest things are blue… denims (all sorts), shirts, ties, coats, water, mac aqua, my fone, my car is green but I call her blue bug, diamonds in blue light, blue films, India cricket team jerseys, blue back TVs, my car’s dashboard (hence the name), deep blue… My fascination for the 450-525nm-wavelength range is total… infact here is a short poem I read somewhere…
Why the Sky is Blue, a Poem by John Ciardi
I don't suppose you happen to know
Why the sky is blue? It's because the snow
Takes out the white. That leaves it clean
For the trees and grass to take out the green.
Then pears and bananas start to mellow,
And bit by bit they take out the yellow.
The sunsets, of course, take out the red
And pour it into the ocean bed
Or behind the mountains in the west.
You take all that out and the rest
Couldn't be anything else but blue.
Look for yourself. You can see it's true
16. FAVOURITE CAR?
Like a hummer or something that is super utility, quiet, powerful, beautiful and cool. Wish it were more fuel-efficient though.
17. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING?
Umm… you mean sandwiches have something other than LTO ?
18. TRUE LOVE?
egad. Refuse to believe it hasn’t happened till now!!! In denial.
19. WHAT CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU DESPISE?
All the characteristics I have...cos then I would no longer be unique!
20. FAVOURITE FLOWER?
All sorts. Except for one called the elephant flower… blooms once a century (if I remember right from my geography text book) and stinks like hell … known to have been used as a weapon in war to drive away intruders!
21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE?
first .. how big are you talking about?! If money > USD100 million then continue…
arre?! Why tell people.. that takes out the fun from it nah… isn’t it cool to be rich and pretend to be casual about it?! Then sit next to coolchic in bar and tell her how awesome the Spring is in Egypt or the summer in Alaska and how the migrating birds look from 32000 feet and that you love to take the cart ride across small villages south of france…. If she laffs at you... take her to every place till she believes you nah?! Why tell people... how silly!
22.WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BATHROOM?
I think white…but I may be wrong. I concentrate more on the water (remember blue?!)
23.HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Don’t have one... car is rented, piling on to friends’ apt so don’t have those keys …and don’t have any locks on my suitcases either.
24. WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO?
me? Retire?! SCOPE!
25. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
I try … mostly I fail.
26. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK:
everyday, especially when I can wake up late.
27. RED OR WHITE WINE :
delta sweet and fizzy…. Mostly white.
28. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
fighting for job! Drove 65 miles and gave 2 interviews... good part is I landed a job!
29. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
awww.. come on.. I over work my organs… I am not sure someone wants second hand ghisa hua body parts... would you want a run down car or half eaten ice cream?! Not I !
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