Really funny: Sholay aur software..

Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting
thel oot-maar' software which he had ordered.They reach
Ramgad and start shouting:

"Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne
order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikalg aya"

Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"

Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."

Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya?

Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein
chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!"

Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:

"Chillao mat kaalia !!

Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye
software banana bund kar diya hai"

Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?

Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??"

Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha
hai".

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one
water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a
Laptop.

Kaalia starts laughing and says:

"Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenget hakur?

Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon,thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai"

Veeru shouts:
"Chup-chap chala ja Kutte. Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte
hain"

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says:

"Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"

Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software
walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore
network mein virus daal dega"

At the GABBAR's den...
GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?
KALIA: "Do sarkaar"
GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga?

Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi.. ..Barobbar milegi"

[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]

"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"

Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.

GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
[logout.. logout... logout....]

Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"

KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"

GABBAR: " To ab documentation kar !!!" [LOGOUT